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This mess is the Manhattan Mall. It's found in the bottom 5 floors of a tall building just off Herald Square, which is essentially a 6 square-block mall in and of itself. Herald Square is where Broadway crosses 6th Ave at 34th Street, essentially the heart of Midtown Manhattan, one of the world's largest shopping districts.In other words, The Manhattan Mall is The Geological Epicenter of

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Smash internet sensation and local uber-celebrity Adam Wade recently visited lovely Astoria and took it as an opportunity to act like a kid again. Unfortunatly, one Broadway business owner thinks acting like kids should be left to kids and caught Adam in the Act.

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If you grow up in Hawaii and are raised by your grandparents, you're "exotic, different." If you grow up in Alaska eating moose burgers, you are the quintessential American story. If you name your children Willow, Trig and Track, you're a maverick.If your name is Barack you're a radical, unpatriotic Muslim. If you grow up dirt poor, work hard and put yourself through college, you are an

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After President Clinton gave his stirring address to the Democratic National Convention tonight, the house band played "Addicted to Love."

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Fatty's Cafe is an overpriced little shithole located on the corner of Crescent & Ditmars in Astoria, New York. This misleading website claims that Fatty's is a nice place to eat and drink. What the website fails to tell you is that the drinks are watered down, the food is disgusting, the ambiance is non-existent and the service is not only rude, but provided by people who are extremely stupid.

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Last Christmas Eve, ABC360 posted on an internet message board. He had a problem with his XBox 360 where the machine would one day simply stop sending video to any television or monitor. Forever. Not an uncommon problem, but a problem which hurts the game-playing experience. A video game without the video isn't much of a game.I'm on my 3rd 360 and the NO VIDEO problem just started. I found

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This is the fifth and final installment in a drawn-out five-part series: "The Five States Barack Obama will Win in the Fall." Be sad.In 1777, the independent nation of Vermont was born. The capital was Windsor, the nation's military was known as the Green Mountain Boys, and the land served as a safe haven for deserters from both the British and American armies. The United States Continental

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This is the eagerly-anticipated 4th installment in a pessimistic 5-part series: The States Barack Obama will Win in NovemberIllinois is a big, funny-shaped state located right of the middle of the country. Situated under one of the big lakes, it's home to a big city called Chicago and some other cities too. (Don't you hate it when Wikipedia is not working?)The Illinois political machine is

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This is the 3rd part in a special 5-part series: The States Barack Obama will Carry in November.According to wikipedia, Hawaii is an archipelago.For this reason and this reason alone*, The Aloha State will certainly give its 4 electoral votes to Senator Barack Obama.*-The fact that Obama grew up in Hawaii may play a helpful role as well.Next Time:Find out which state will provide nearly half of

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This is part two in a special 5-part series: "The States Barack Obama will Win in November."The oldest rocks on Earth are found in Minnesota. There are 11,842 lakes in Minnesota. Fargo may be in North Dakota, but Brainerd is in Minnesota.Minnesotans are known for being very politically active and it's a land where keeping one's head shoved up his ass is frowned upon. (imagine that) It's "

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This is Part One in a special 5-part series: "The States Barack Obama will Carry in November"If there's ever been a place for tree-huggers to congregate, it's the state with the most trees, The Commonwealth of Hippie Enclaves (aka- Oregon).According to wikipedia Oregon is considered the birthplace of democracy, as both the Articles of Confederation and the Gettysburg Address were written in

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If you are looking for traffic on your website, turn to the words "Hazel Mae." Local socioligist Adam Wade has been actively studying the "Hazel Mae" effect for months. He has found that a reference to Boston Red Sox TV personality Hazel Mae (pictured) results in hundreds and hundreds of people visiting one's blog. Apparently guys like to google "Hazel Mae," believing in their demented minds

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Fiore's Deli, at 414 Adams St. in Hoboken, New Jersey makes a truly KICK ASS tuna sandwich (a map and directions can be found here). I've eaten ALOT of tuna in my day (ask my mom) and this Italian Tuna sandwich is truly unique in every good way possible. The oil and vinegar are divine, the mozzarella is fresh and the bread is very bread-like. But the true joy of enjoying the Italian tuna is

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For over five years, I had the coolest job in the world. Well, the job itself was kinda stupid, but the place I worked was right across the street from a ferris wheel and a roller coaster and water slides and it was fuckin' awesome.Seriously, before work you could ride two roller coasters, drink gallons of free soda, shoot spitballs off the ferris wheel and have so much fun that you'd totally

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1889 is a prime number

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You've probably seen this picture. And you probably are aware that some people found it offensive. After all, it's a seductive picture of a 15-year old girl.The picture was taken for Vanity Fair magazine. If it had stayed only in the pages of Vanity Fair, only Vanity Fair readers would have seen it. And if Vanity Fair readers can handle the oozing sexuality of every ad in the magazine,

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Back in my heyday (circa: 2006), there was a good beer-drinking destination on 24th Ave in Astoria. The Beer Garden at Bohemian Hall. The concept was simple...order a beer, sit at a picnic table outside, drink a beer. Maybe smoke a cigarette. (if you're a disgusting, self-destructive, hedonistic Nazi) Like I said. Simple.Because of the beauty in the Beer Garden's simplicity, various city rags (

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Have you seen "The Science of Sleep"?If so (or if not), try this on a Friday night: mix together memories of your favorite movie, a certain figment of your imagination (pictured to the right), a Belgian beer or two and access to the Long Island Railroad. See if you wind up at the end of the world...Long Island is a long island...the western end being Queens & Brooklyn, the eastern tip being

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Like any good American, I enjoy a cup of coffee in the morning.Like any good New Yorker, I need a cup of coffee in the morning. In fact, it's quite likely that my co-workers' lives depend on my cup of coffee in the morning.Shortly after my disasterous September move to the Rural Bronx, I found my morning cup options limited to a single spot...the gas station right by the highway. Makes sense.

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My Wachovia check card ONLY works at the McDonald's on East Main Street in Stamford, Connecticut.KUDOS TO MCDONALD'S!!! THE ONLY PLACE FOR FAST FOOD AND FAST MONEY!(and the Throgs Neck Dunkin Donuts can join Astoria's Fatty's Cafe on the next train to nowhere)

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Hotmail can suck my balls.Next up on The Truth:More proof that I'm not afraid to call out The Man

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Adam Wade loves America.And America loves Adam Wade.Tomorrow:An Excruciatingly Detailed Account of my 27-mile drive from the South Bronx to East Stamford. Stay Tuned...

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My masterplan has come together. I haven't updated this page in SO LONG that nobody looks at it anymore. It's less-trafficed than Dave Lear's page. (this is indeed an accomplishment).SO, now I can tell you how I really feel about things.1) Democrats can no longer win the White House. The narrative (weak, indecisive, tax & spenders, hate America) is too thick now. And since I never saw the point

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Maybe what matters to you is who smokes. Or who was on Law & Order. Or who was on TV on September 11th. Or who has the worst laugh or best smile. But in the name of saving you time, I've prepared the following voting guide.If the economy is making you nervous and you think expanding government help is the answer, vote Hillary Clinton If the economy is making you nervous and you think smaller

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-To save JonBenet Ramsey so the rest of us never have to hear about her.-To travel seven years into the future and compare it to 2015 in Back to the Future 2. If there are flying cars that run on garbage, you'll know we elected a visionary in 2008.-To explain why you bought a Delorean.-To gamble on sporting events and turn your hometown into Atlantic City. (like him or not, Biff lived large.)-

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Good friend of The Truth, the incomparable Ms. N (not pictured) appears to be a red-blooded American patriot. But she's not. A closer inspection reveals her to be Dutch. Yes, Dutch. She speaks Dutch, she thinks Dutch, her dates are all Dutch, she's never seen "Diff'rent Strokes" and right now, she is in Dutchland (aka- The Netherlands. (aka- Holland. (aka- Las Vegas: Europe Stylie)))So, for

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Back in the day, Frankie Roosevelt gave a weekly shout out on the radio. He'd shoot the shit about what was being done to end the Depression and what was going down in Europe and all that stuff. I'm assuming people were picking up what he was putting down.Now, we hate our politicians. We hate them with a passion. We elect them and instantly despise them, both the good ones and the bad. Every four

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As if our neighbors to the right weren't fruity enough already (left), they've now been joined by one of America's strangest exports...Mr. Carl Amoscato. Carl, pictured below in the Donald Trump hair, recently found his true calling...working for American companies in London, England. We here in America (and I do speak for all Americans) give big KUDOS TO CARL AMOSCATO for simultaneously making

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It's been quite a while since I've mentioned that Adam Wade is a helluva guy.KUDOS ADAM WADE!

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The Bears are going to crush the Colts on Sunday.Bold statements seem to be one of the side-effects of a return to the night shift. After two years working days, I began the night shift again tonight. By the time I got to work at 3pm, today was already the best day of my life. Imagine, having time to lie in bed for a couple of hours, do some laundry and have lunch with friends...all on a

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I have this vivid memory surrounding Super Bowl 17. It's me, my Mom and my Dad in our living room in New Jersey. My Dad is in a good mood and I'm helping my Mom make "Go Redskins!" signs from construction paper and markers. She's hanging them around the living room. Best of all, my pesky 1-year old sister is nowhere to be found. I remember the game flashing by instantly. Which is to say

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MIAMI--As part of a new advertising campaign for its hit show, 24, the Fox network is planning to produce the ultimate Super Bowl commercial, which will feature an actual radiological bomb being detonated live at the Super Bowl. The detonation will take place at an undisclosed time and cause mass casualties, echoing a plotline on 24 which depicts a nuclear bomb being detonated in Los Angeles.

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It's the question on every Democrats lips: Hillary or Obama? Everyday, we get a new poll, matching them against each other and against John McCain. Rudy Guiliani's character issues are already front-page news. And we are 22 months away from the next election.All I want to say is this: do not attempt to discuss the 2008 election with me until 2008. On New Year's Day, I'll see how Senator

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What follows is an email received by The Truth. This email does not reflect the ideology embraced by The Truth or any of her subsidiaries. Read at your own risk.Dear Editor,Upon my annual cleaning of stray pieces of paper around my apartment, I found one containing a URL address for a blog which writes about the truth. I have just perused said blog. My initial thoughts consisted of thinking

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Air Date: September 21, 2009

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Fuck. At 8:30pm tonight, the same guy walked into our office. The same guy as last time. Fuck.As you may or may not know, I was working on a particular television show for a few months last year and on March 29th it was suddenly and immediately cancelled. The suits walked in one day and pulled the plug. Everyone's fired. Go home. Just like that.Today, something like 254 days later, the

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"If 70 degree days in the middle of winter are the price we pay for car pollution, you'll just have to forgive me for holding on to my old Pontiac."~Kent Brockman, 1992

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My Saturn is routinely covered in bird shit. But this is definitely the first time a fucking dinosaur took a crap on my car.

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Dear Blog,I'm going to write the best 10 things I like about myself.And/Or that people like about me.10) My blazers. My blazers are magnificent. If my blazer was a steak, it would be filet mignon.9) I live in Queens. And make it cooler than Manhattan. Top that!!!8) Democraticness.7) My kick-ass shirts. T-shirts and today's shirt all lumped together. Whether it be striped or funny

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~Stat of the Day - October 19, 2006I forgot what this felt like. A called strike three and the season is over. Baseball season ends...just like that. When Adam Wainwright delivered his 1-2 pitch, I was ready to jump in the air, yelling and screaming...perhaps the happiest spontaneous, instant moment imaginable.But the pitch sailed past Beltran. The umpire punched him out. That rookie pitcher

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Every 2-strike count brought the crowd to its feet. Every double play inspired high 5's all around. Paul Lo Duca's 2-run single had complete strangers jumping, hugging and falling over seats into each other. A great season for the Mets, the best in 20 years, hung in the balance with every single pitch. And every last person in the stadium knew it. There is NOTHING like playoff baseball in

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I've got nothing. I'm reading Woodward's State of Denial and it's pissing me off. The show I work on has ZERO direction and it's pissing me off. I'm bored as fuck and have nothing to write about. I took a picture last weekend. Enjoy.

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Yesterday, I fucked everything up at work. So, today I'm focused...I've had four cups of coffee and I'm on top of everything. Including my blog. A contradiction? Nah.

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So, it's an office tradition to get a cake around the end of every month to celebrate all birthdays that fell in the previous few weeks. Since mine was the only September birthday, the cake and "party" were all my own. It was around noon today that I got an email inviting me to the conference room and upon arriving, I was greeted with a round of "Happy Birthday" and presented with a large,

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It seems that the very act of blogging implies that I believe other people are somehow interested in my most random thoughts and contemplations.With that in mind, you may know that I went to Bonnaroo this year. And somewhere in the midst of that swealtering and mindblowing weekend, one particular performance absolutely amazed me. I had never heard of the Dresden Dolls until I wandered into a

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I have no interest in writing a politically-tilted blog. I'm not sure I have any interest in keeping any sort of blog. But this is no place to be spewing ideology. So, no politics.But I'm getting seriously irritated with the lack of rational dialogue going on in this country. In the past six years, the country has been split so far in two that we can't even talk anymore. When was the last

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Which of the following two images bores you more?

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Pete Rose grew up a midwestern scumbucket. A scumbucket with an absolutely special gift for the sport of baseball. He was the Jordan of his game...an unabashed winner who would let nothing get in his way. His balls-out headfirst diving slide was known by Brooklyn kids as the "Pete Rose Slide." The man refused to lose.Ballplayers are typically skeezy dudes off the diamond. And Pete Rose was

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I've been repeatedly accused of abandoning my blog. Did you not ever bother to read the post that was the top of this page for 10 weeks? It said "I'M TAKING THE SUMMER OFF!" Did you not believe me? I'm back. But I'm not going to write everyday. And I'm sure as hell not going to use any "guest bloggers" if I go on vacation. You'll either deal with the test pattern I leave up while gone or

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I just spent my Saturday evening thwarting a large-scale terrorist attack planned to hit my apartment on my birthday.I'd been monitoring the extremist muslim cell operating out of my kitchen (pictured above while gathered in my backyard for a barbeque) for months. I'd lie awake in bed for hours listening to them plot and plan in a language I didn't understand. Fortunately, I was warned by our

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I'm taking the summer off. Since 2 of my 3 readers* like reading the same blogs, I'll list them here. deadspin.comThis is What We Do NowWhite DadeThe GothamistThe Mighty MJDadamwade.comAnd if you're literally dying of boredom, click on one of these:The Major League DraftA Rendom RejectionRamblings about the Manhattan MallThe Truth about Barry BondsAlf: He Liked to Eat CatsChelsey's Musings on

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...can be found at Here's Why You're Crazy. Local socialist commentator GMan has left the New York area for Germany to observe the sights, sounds and smells of the World Cup. He has already been glared at by drunken Krauts, so who knows what adventures are still in store for the intrepid Euro-fan.

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Having won his 4th Chip, Shaq has no reason to return to the NBA for another season. Despite being the 2nd-most important player on his team, he proved down the stretch that he can be a liability. And to try to win a 5th title would be to hang on Dwyane Wade's shooting star next season. And Shaq doesn't roll like that.Shaquille O'Neal will retire within the next week.

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I have returned from The Bonnaroo Festival in central Tennessee and am heading straight into a decompression chamber. When I return, check these pages for more Truths about Bonnaroo than your fragile little minds can handle.Picture of This Tent courtesy: Jason Merritt

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My past has come back to haunt me. This past Friday afternoon, Unpublished Author (pictured), one of America's foremost Heyman experts, accused me of being a former Yankee fan.And today, I am admitting that this is, indeed, The Truth.My father, the estimable Ken Heyman, brought me up well, preaching the "Love all your Local Teams" approach to metropolitan fandom. Whereas I see how this serves

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Ann Coulter is a Nazi Whore.Let us never speak of her again.

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The Annual Major League Baseball Draft isn't televised, not even on ESPN Deportes. So, it may have gotten by some people that the Future of Baseball was taken with the 31st pick by the Dodgers. The Great-Great-Great Grandson of Ignatius & Theresa (pictured above), shortstop Preston Mattingly.Since it seems that every team now wants "its Derek Jeter" (see David Wright), it stands to reason that

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"The Truth about Fatty's Cafe" (posted on this website, April 16, 2006) pretty much condemned a certain Astoria restaurant straight to hell, going so far as to suggest a political movement to have the establishment demolished. But since the post deriding Fatty's is the by far the most-read in the history of The Truth (3 readers), I decided to go back and double-check it. Even though it had

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Exposition: It was Christmas in Queens...I was sitting around in my apartment, bored, lonely and unexpectedly depressed by a holiday spent alone. So, I took the deepest, darkest plunge I could manage...a post on Craigslist. "Hey...come over and spend Christmas night smoking weed and watching movies. It'll be wild."Wild it wasn't...but I did get a call and a visit. And I made a new friend.

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The Assimilated Negro tells a stunning subway tale here, about a vulnerable child, neglectful parents and a bag of Combos snack treats.And right here is where this guy announces that he has a fucking blog. It all amounts to some good Sunday reading. And yes, I'm getting extremely lazy.Coming soon:The Truth about Making Bad Choices

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There have been like 8 million guys to pass through Major League Baseball in the past 100 years, which makes it somewhat odd that home run king Hank Aaron topped the alphabetical list of ballplayers for 50 years, from his big league debut in 1954 until just two years ago.Enter David Aardsma. The 6-foot-5 Coloradan pitcher arrived in the bigs with the San Francisco Giants in 2004, making 11

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Wikipedia just told me that Mark Cuban paid his way through college by giving disco dancing lessons. Seriously?Images courtesy of this guy.Your Help Wanted:Our Downtown Bureau Chief has been assigned the "Jeff Heyman's Obituary" edition of The Truth. If you'd like to submit your work to this special issue (expected to be posted in the next 2 months or so), you can email stories, memories, angry

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The following was submitted by The Truth's oft-googled Bristol Correspondent Hillary WaschOn March 14, 2006, a nice little comment about yours truly appeared in The Truth. Although I wish it had mentioned my many talents or how many things I do, I was quite pleased to see my drunken 22nd-birthday picture linked to my MySpace page. Thrilling.Fast-forward to April 8th's now-famous trek to Shea

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The numbers 61 and 755 once carried significant meaning. Every few years, a ballplayer would smack 30+ jacks at the All-Star Break and fans would start salivating in anticipation of 61. And once every couple of decades, some youngster would come along and hit so many home runs at such a young age that we'd dream about 755. Every year, it was all about 61 and 755...two seemingly unreachable

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Episode #102 of Alf aired on March 24th, 1990. I was a ridicuolous 12-year old sitting on the couch in my Dad's new house. This episode, to the best of my knowledge, was the first of a two-part series finale. In it, Alf Tanner (pictured) is using the family's ham radio and comes into contact with other of his "people." He runs from home to be rescued but instead finds himself surrounded by

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The following was submitted by The Truth's Downtown Manhattan Bureau Chief. She hates me.In a quest to find a respectable-looking and affordable NYC apartment, my two roommates and I decided to move to a snazzy, brand spankin' new building in New York's Financial District last summer. When I first arrived in Lower Manhattan, it struck me as a very cold and lonely place. Tall buildings block out

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Recently, an internet user in Hong Kong googled REDACTED. And as far as I know, there is only one person in Hong Kong who has any reason to do so...It was REDACTED! The man made it! REDACTED, you must tell us The Truth about Hong Kong. I'll trade you these little nuggets about life back in the United States that you may have missed:- President Bush has declared a "War on Immigrants", sending

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In 1803, Napoleon Bonaparte took time out from his Napoleon Complex to sell Louisiana to President Thomas Jefferson. Unfortunately for some of us, this was four years before Bonaparte made the somewhat surprising move of naming Judaism an official religion of the French Empire. (more on this below)In 1861, Louisiana decided that it had had enough of the United States and seceded from the Union.

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In 2002, Adam Wade attempted dating a girl from Astoria. I implore you to click below and see how that went for him.Check back in a couple of hours for another Adam Wade reference in: The Truth about Louisiana.

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The following was submitted by a one-time New Yorker, longtime Floridian and occassional Chicagoan who now runs The Truth's Central Connecticut Bureau Office.After nine glorious months spent living in the best city in the world (right), I was forced to move away due to events beyond my control. Desperation and panic set in as I pondered the idea of not receiving an income. So I did what any

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John Rocker is a braindead redneck motherfucker."It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark, looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing."~John

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Holland isn't actually a place. There are provinces in the Netherlands called "North Holland" and "South Holland", but there is not actually a place called Holland. Freaky.

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My father, the reputable Ken Heyman, claims to have voted against President Bush in each of the past two elections. Yet, he goes out of his way to "play devil's advocate" and defend the President against any and all charges laid against him. And somehow, he claims that smoking is a disgusting habit. Go figure.President Bush is pictured below, clearly and confidently leading our nation through

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Contrary to popular belief, this is not me. I am not nearly this good looking. Nor do I have a cigarette in my mouth. With three brief exceptions, I have not enjoyed a good smoke since one month ago today (also known as the day I told The Truth to one Joe Borowski). One month. One full month. According to this website, that leaves me with 607 more months in which not to smoke. So, I guess

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Stephen Colbert is a brave man. At last night's "White House Correspondents' Dinner," Colbert performed for a room full of politicians, journalists, entertainers and Secret Service agents. Sitting two seats away was President George W. Bush."I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently-flooded city

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Courtesy: adamwade.com

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If you are on the West Side tomorrow around 8am, I can almost guarantee you a dynamic between the angry bagel guy and the happy tomato-slicing guy that you'll not soon forget. It goes down every morning at the Deli Grandville on 10th Ave. between 32nd & 33rd. At first glance, the Deli Grandville looks like any other foodery in its neighborhood. But on closer inspection, it looks more like the

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Ah yes, the Yankee Stadium bleachers. Where visitng centerfielders are made fools of. Where Johnny Damon dances on demand. And where "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" ends with the words, "box seats SUCK!"The infallible Chelsey Trowbridge invited me to see the Yankees play against the Baltimore Orioles on a cold, rainy and generally horrible Saturday afternoon. Our seats were tucked in the very

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This report comes from the Truth's Boca correspondent:Borowski got the save! Kudos to Borowski!Kudos, indeed. Protecting a 5-3 9th-inning lead over the 2-8 Washington Nationals (this season's other victim of the unstoppable New York Mets), Joe Borowski took the Nats down, 1-2-3, facing guys I've never heard of (Jackson, Johnson & Church). Good stuff, Joe Borowski. Do it again today and I'll

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Adam Wade is a very good man, despite what some Astorians might be saying. (Click here to see what some Astorians are saying about Adam Wade)KUDOS ADAM, A GOOD MAN!!! MAY THOSE ASTORIANS BE WRAPPED UP IN GIANT PITAS AND TOSSED OFF THE TRIBORO BRIDGE!!! HUZZAH!!!

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April Showers bring July double-headers. Yesterday's game between the New York Mets and the Joe Borowski-led Marlins was postponed due the worst weather possible...rainy, windy and cold. Despite the lack of a baseball game, the much-anticipated showdown between Florida reliever Joe Borowski (pictured below, getting ready to blow another game), New York's only Marlins fan and yours truly went

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Joe Borowski plays baseball for a living and he's not very good at it. When I tell people he's on my fantasy team, the common reaction is, "good luck."The hapless Borowski was born on May 4, 1971 in picturesque Bayonne, New Jersey (pictured). Drafted in the 32nd Round (after roughly 650 other dudes), Borowski developed the slider as his go-to pitch because he loses fewer games with his slider

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There appears to be some confusion on the internet these days. Two separate blogs are both claiming to be maintained by Jeff Heyman of Queens, New York. The page you're looking at now ("The Truth") is one. "Jeff Heyman's World" is the other. Take a minute to inspect each site and then consider the following: On March 17th of this year, "Jeff Heyman's World" made a claim that I had been

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It happens kinda like this:You get to work on a Wednesday morning and go about the daily business. Organizing, coordinating and pulling everything together. Thinking about projects for today, tomorrow and next week. Around 10am, you're pulled into another spontaneous staff meeting. Maybe someone else is quitting. Maybe they just want to say, "you're all doing a good job. Keep it up." As

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Pork Rinds are currently re-emerging in terms of popularity. Despite their extremely high fat content, they lack carbohydrates. This is making them a popular, if deadly snack treat among the Atkins set. Gentiles worldwide enjoy pork rinds despite the fact that they kill nearly everyone who dares bite into them. There is no redeeming value to pork rinds, a point I made when failing to defend

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From 1983 through 1986, the most dangerous figure in American society was The Whammy. Just when it was least expected, the Whammy would appear out of nowhere, laugh like a deranged maniac and take all of his victim's hard-earned money away. He struck fear in the hearts of people across the nation, causing otherwise mild-mannered folks to scream, "No Whammies No Whammies No Whammies!" while

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President Bush would make a kick-ass boss. After work on Friday evenings, he'd come down to O'Farrells (corner of 33rd & 10th in the city), put his credit card down on the bar and stay for a few beers. He'd pat us all on the back and call us by humorous, if slightly offensive nicknames. (for example, I'd be Stretch)Unfortunately, President Bush is not our boss. He is the 43rd President of the

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Sometimes, life just plain sucks."cone of loneliness" courtesy of www.nataliedee.com

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Astoria is a hip town nestled in the northwest corner of Queens, New York. My neighborhood is pictured to my left (your right). People call it the Ditmars area. They call it that because the road that runs perpendicular to the river and along the top of the park is called Ditmars Blvd. I'm not sure why the street is called Ditmars Blvd. I do know that it used to be called Ditmars Ave. but

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Frankie the Macaw Parrot (pictured right) was a professional wrestling manager in the WWF for most of three decades. It has been said that Frankie defined the word "loyalty" in the unpredictable world of professional wrestling. Throughout his career, Frankie served just one purpose and seemed to have only one goal: to contribute to the success of James Ware, a native Tennessean who wrestled

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Hillary Wasch (not pictured) is a top-notch girl. She works very hard every day and makes everyone smile. Adam Wade (right) agrees with this assessment of Hillary. He says Hillary is worthy of his highest possible accolades. KUDOS TO HILLARY! BRAVO!

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Donald Trump (left) is arguably a bad human being. He lies about how much money he makes and writes over-the-top nasty letters to anyone who dares question him in the press. He is a shameless self-promoter who puts his name on buildings he doesn't technically own. He even takes credit for a TV show for which the success belongs entirely to executive producer Mark Burnett. (Trump is nothing

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For months on adamwade.com, we've all heard what a good guy Adam Wade is. Well, I'm here to tell you the truth about Adam Wade...ADAM WADE IS A GOOD GUY! KUDOS ADAM!

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